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*sighz* ?__? lol
what if we didnt have tongues....?
OMG, no oral sex! [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
What if we could save in real life, then if we screw up, we load a previously saved life?
What if You would wake up in the morning as someone else?
Do stuff I can't do being myself, like praising myself, LOL
What if Japanese was studied in all schools of every country because it's so important to understand games, anime and manga in its original version?
Yeah ...sure lol but u have to find your old self first and it may not be you in your old body..
what if there was no such thing as sex? (hell for wiseman! 0_0)
*dies*
I'd get 100s in all my classes XD
Then we wouldn't have gross forms of sex, like pedophilla, necrophilla, beastiality, Guro BDSM, etc. Also, if Freud's theory is right, we would have less phobias, children may develop at a quicker rate (as they don't have to mature sexurally), and have more mentally healthy minds. No stigmation for taboos like Incest, homosexuality, etc.
Now that i think about it, there are so many bad sides to sex, that they out weigh the good (which is some pleasure and children(which i don't think are good)). SO~ DOWN WITH SEX!
If we didnt' have sex we wouldn't be fucking alive! Besides, no point in innocence, living a dream, like you were an eternal 7 year old. The truth is there, and like it or not, we'll all have to face it someday, which is the process of maturing, and is not related to sex. Moreover, sex has brought much more happiness than sadness to the world, but that doesn't seem to count.
We would have a different method of reproduction, obviously. Innocence doesn't come into it. All sex has done is brought a little good, and a lot of bad. Like drugs i guess.
Actually it depends on how you use it, just like with drugs. Marijuana isn't all bad, they give it to cancer patients to ease pain. The same could be said with sex, sure you have pedophiles, but sex is a natural thing and if done between me and a sexy woman, it's a great thing.
Everything has ups and downs.
IRT OCB:
All sex has done is brought a little good, and a lot of bad.
1. Sex brought you and I, as well as the rest of the world.
2. Little good? How can you measure everybody's pleasure at it? Sex has offered the most pleasurable physical experience (and this is by design, one of life's principles) to all beings that ever existed. Is this "little"? It also works great as the ultimate expression of love, and love ain't bad. And finally, do you know how much money does the huge legal sex industry move, and how many families eat with this money?
And the bads of it... pretty few. If you blame rapists and pedophiles on sex, why not blaming death on knives, cars, sports, etc.? You see sex as some kind of unholy, evil perversion. But sex is not meant for that. Sex is nothing but the wonderful act that makes life (or is meant to) and gives the ultimate pleasure, and a beautiful act between lovers as well. You can't blame on it that some people do it for evil purposes. Same as with cool, nice cars, that get you and others killed if you are an ass with it.
IRT N:
Marijuana isn't all bad, they give it to cancer patients to ease pain.
Marihuana sucks ass, it screws your system. Qualified doctors do use it when it's to avoid a greater damage, but any use outside this is an act of human stupidity. Marihuana is absolutely bad, just a lesser bad compared to terminal pain.
IRT Wiseman: Sex also brought us terrorists, religious zealots, etc.
The phase, "A poor workman blames his tools" comes to mind. But the fact that sex is available along with knives, drugs, guns, etc, will cause people to misuse them. Anything can be misused, but we don't ban everything. In theory, everything is bad, but everything also has good. That is how things go, until this world or the sun is destroyed.
IRT Wiseman: Sex also brought us terrorists, religious zealots, etc.
LMAO, yeah, right! Plus every time you get off, god kills a kitten.
But the fact that sex is available along with knives, drugs, guns, etc, will cause people to misuse them.
Yes. But some things are perfectly good, and do a lot of good with the exception of some sickos, while some others are completely bad.
Besides, just discussing whether sex should exist or not is stupid. We wouldn't be alive without it. And if we were born through a different process, sex would still exist, as it's the act where the male and female individuals' genes are mixed, which is essential for sexual reproduction, and sexual reproduction is the only kind of reproduction that allows for species like us to happen in a reasonable millions of years.
"LMAO, yeah, right! Plus every time you get off, god kills a kitten."
I spoke a truth though. Besides, i don't believe that. Don't call me one of them religious zealots. But i'm sure you jack off enough to kill a kitten, regardless if god exists or not.
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<font color="#101010" size="1">[ April 24, 2004 08:19 PM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>
IRT OCB:
I spoke a truth though.
Like a terrorist would find killing his new fetish.
But i'm sure you jack off enough to kill a kitten, regardless if god exists or not.
LMAO
IRT N:
Sorry, but that last paragraph crossed the line of encouraging drugs by approval. If you want to repost the first two paragraphs, I can PM your original message, or post a quote with them.
Guys, I have an idea: I don't think people should have limbs, as they allow us to kill others, and build weapons and such. While we're at it, no kidneys/pancreas/any organ that can catch a disease, as they can make us sick and die. Hell! What about hearts, with they're blasted haeart attacks! Or blood in general, it can get clogged. Maybe food shouldn't exist, as it lets us get fat, which causes diseases, and make us die. Maybe we should get rid of brains, as we can think bad thoughts with them and get depressed. Yes! That's it! We should all be single celled organisms!
Hmmm.. I like my arms... Maybe if you had to get licensed to use your arms, but thats kind of Orwellian...
IRT Xel: When did i say we should remove everything?
You know, i bet if any of you guys never jacked off or did sex, and heard about all the bad things of it, i'm sure you would think of it as bad as drugs. I know what some drugs do first hand. I think i know if they are good or bad much better than you scared kids.
IRT Xel: But... single cells can get contaminated by viruses, and die! We must not exist, so nothing bad can happen to us, since there's no longer "us".
<font size="2" face="Verdana,sans-serif">IRT OCB:Quote:
?No anger, no sadness, no happiness, not even a future... The only thing that's here...is me. And that'll eventually fade away... It feels good... This is exactly what I've been searching for all this time...?
You know, i bet if any of you guys never jacked off or did sex, and heard about all the bad things of it, i'm sure you would think of it as bad as drugs.
Even if I never jerked off or had any sex, that would be because I'm saving for after marriage. And if that were so, how could I think sex is bad, when it's going to be such an act of love? Maybe I'll even use it to make children. Is that as bad as drugs?
I never did bungee jumping. And I don't think it's bad like drugs are. That you haven't done something doesn't mean you necessarily think it's bad.
I know what some drugs do first hand. I think i know if they are good or bad much better than you scared kids.
I never ever tried drugs, and this includes alcohol and tobacco. But I have information on their effects, and that's exactly what one needs to know how bad they are and how much do they suck, how are they so not convenient, how the 1% goods are outweighted by the 99% bads, and what a waste of money they are. You don't need to try something to know it's bad, either. For example, I never tried to cut my throat. It's a bad thing. And death is the last thing I'll ever try (how otherwise? [img]smile.gif[/img] ).
It's not that I don't try them because I'm scared. It's that I know better than do that shit. Can somebody call a person coward because he/she won't jump off a cliff?
Bungee jumping? What if the rope breaks?! You'll be freaking killed! But if you survive, you get a massive rush... just like drugs. Thanks for the example.
And i didn't mean saving for marriage either.
Besides, you are scared. You're scared of what they may do to you. I'm scared of what they do to me. I'm also scared of what i do if i go to a party of mostly girls (i get sexist for some reason).
No, because drugs don't havea ny good,e xcept some pleasure. Sex does have good, which is having children. How can you think that having a new human, who's part you and part the woman you (Hopefully) love is bad?
And the bad things that it brings are usually only caused by irresponsible people. Even in my school, where sex is usually pretty casual, most aren't stupid enough to not use condoms, or get tested for STDs.
Having children is sometimes bad. If a child is born into a family that does not have a good income, chances are that it will not have a good upbringing. If a child is born into a family of psycho baby eaters, then chances are, it will not have a good upbringing. Having a kid is not always a good thing, people.
But if you know you're soo poor that you can't support the baby and yourselves, then use protection.
IRT OCB:
Bungee jumping? What if the rope breaks?! You'll be freaking killed! But if you survive, you get a massive rush... just like drugs. Thanks for the example.
Bull fucking shit. Drugs FUCK YOU UP, while bungee jumping has a lower accident probability than many other sports.
And i didn't mean saving for marriage either.
If you're asexual you're gonna get dumped as soon as the girl finds out, esp. if married, plus you're losing such a great thing. It's too dumb to make sense.
Besides, you are scared. You're scared of what they may do to you.
I'm not scared, I'm intelligent, that's very different. I'm not scared of dying. Yet I don't want to die. It's natural that one's scared when you hear "fuck your system up" and see what kind of people do drugs and how are they doing, but the ultimate reason why I don't do drugs is that I'm too intelligent to do such a stupid thing. Same as with smashing your head on a wall, do you have the guts? I'm sure you do; do you want to?
I'm also scared of what i do if i go to a party of mostly girls (i get sexist for some reason).
It can get awkward if you go out with 5 girls and you're the only guy and you barely know most of them, but it's pretty fun when you do know them, I usually go out with a few girls I know (friends) and I'm the only guy there.
IRT N: Having children is sometimes bad. If a child is born into a family that does not have a good income, chances are that it will not have a good upbringing. If a child is born into a family of psycho baby eaters, then chances are, it will not have a good upbringing. Having a kid is not always a good thing, people.
Surely, they cost money and once you do you ain't free to do whatever you want with your sweetheart, but you'll eventually want to have kids, and if you've got the money, there's not a problem. And the probabilities of sex being done by a SoB (read: rapist etc.) or a baby getting eaten are far lower than, say, the probabilities of dying in a car accident. Plus cars require money. And still, cars are good.
IRT Xel: Of course, you gotta be sure that you want kids and can have them; otherwise condoms are the rule. And if there's an "accident", there's always the day after pill, but it's not to be used as an anticonceptive method because it has its risks and is only ~80% effective; it's just your second defense line in case the first, most reliable one fails.
<font color="#101010" size="1">[ April 25, 2004 11:08 AM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>
Oh yes, i forgot. My dad's a terrorist. My brother flogs dead horses. And i spend most my nights in the streets, posting on the granaboard using a cardboard box. We've all done drugs, and that is not the bloody case. Drugs do not fuck you up if you use them right. Like everything else. Difference with bungee jumping is if the rope breaks, you're dead.
"If you're asexual you're gonna get dumped as soon as the girl finds out, esp. if married, plus you're losing such a great thing. It's too dumb to make sense."
Then you need to get your head out of your ass. I'll give you a little story. Little Jimmy has never masterbated or had sex. One day, he watched the news and saw that masterbation causes cancer and sex leads to children. His experiences showed that children are mean, because he was bullied. So he became very anti sex.
Was Little Jimmy's actions right? No, because there is some good in sex. While i don't like children either, i do like the pleasure from it. I'm sure a lot of people like pleasure too, but Little Jimmy had gone to a stupid extreme based on one news article and bullys.
Understand now?
"Same as with smashing your head on a wall, do you have the guts?"
*thock!* Ow... yes. Now you do it!
I concur, Xel.
Wise has the idea.
IRT Xel: Some people might not realize that, me and you do, along with the rest of the board, but believe it or not, not everyone does!
IRT Wiseman: Not all bad people are rapists, so thus you have a problem. You have people that are lame having kids. Look at some of these third world countries. They shouldn't be having kids but they do. They don't know about protection either. Even over here there a people on welfare and yet they still keep popping the kids out. They know about protection, they just do not apply it.
You are talking about a close to ideal world, but as we know we do not live in one.
I don't get stupider reading anybody's posts, I run Ad-aware, Llama-aware and Church-aware every day [img]tongue.gif[/img] .
I know they are stupid in the third world and keep making kids so they'll die of hunger, but things are different in developed countries. At least in Spain, sex with protection is the rule; couples who can't afford it will use protection, and couples who can afford it use protection as well, to keep having fun alone. In fact we have a problem with birth rate here >_>.
People who won't be able to give kids a good life and yet they fuck without protection do it because they are stupid, be it for plain lack of intelligence (EVERYBODY knows what will happen if you have unprotected sex, no matter how poor and no matter what country, so they do know what will happen in the end and they still do it), or for being too religious and listening to what the church says (in which case they are the perfect church-aholics: stupid and poor. And if they ever earn more than they expected they'll donate it to the church).
So what I said does not really apply to the third world countries where they mate like rats. It applies on a civilized, normal IQ-ed environment, where only a few dumb fucks don't use condoms without wanting children.
But just because some people are stupid, it doesn't make the act bad. If you want to say that, then airplanes are bad, cause terrorists can fly them into buildings.
That sort of logic is completely wrong, not just flawed, but 100% wrong.
Yeah, exactly. That's what I said in my last line.
I was not saying sex is bad, I was saying that having kids can sometimes be bad.
IRT OCB:
Drugs do not fuck you up if you use them right.
Drugs fuck you up, and they fuck you up less if you don't use them like what you call "right". I know that a lot of people do drugs. And like I said, I know better than to join the club.
Difference with bungee jumping is if the rope breaks, you're dead.
Which is a much lower chance of getting your life fucked up by drug addiction, which eventually ends in a slow, painful death.
One day, he watched the news and saw that masterbation causes cancer and sex leads to children.
I'm sorry for little Jimmy if he's a random citizen, and if he's somebody I know, I'm even more sorry, and understand a few things, and will do my best to help. The church-manipulated media got little Jimmy fooled. Masturbation doesn't cause cancer, in fact, it does you good, and not in just one way. Sex does lead to children if done without protection. Sex done with protection, which must be about 99%+ of the times it's done in a developed country (and I'd go as far as affirm this as fact if only I could find the data I had on this from a survey), is a very pleasant experience and a great thing between people in love. As for children being mean, yes they are, it's only natural; sometimes I walk down the streets and see few kids laughing at other kids for some embarrassing reason, and I'd kick their asses if it were free. I'd even kick my own ass if I had a time machine, for more than one reason; I was a child too, and sometimes I was such a SoB I even asked my parents why didn't they kick my ass back then. But all these mean children do grow up, and some day they become people worth talking to and being friends with. And I'm pretty confident little Jimmy now belongs to this group, I may even know him, and I'm sure he'll realize all of this and see that sex is mostly good.
*thock!* Ow... yes. Now you do it!
No thanks, neurons die, bad for intelligence [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I feel myself getting stupider from reading OCB's posts... I'm out.
OMG cannibalism!
<font size="2" face="Verdana,sans-serif">uh oh problem, even single celled organisms sometimes devour each other...Quote:
Originally posted by Xellos:
Guys, I have an idea: I don't think people should have limbs, as they allow us to kill others, and build weapons and such. While we're at it, no kidneys/pancreas/any organ that can catch a disease, as they can make us sick and die. Hell! What about hearts, with they're blasted haeart attacks! Or blood in general, it can get clogged. Maybe food shouldn't exist, as it lets us get fat, which causes diseases, and make us die. Maybe we should get rid of brains, as we can think bad thoughts with them and get depressed. Yes! That's it! We should all be single celled organisms!